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Pictured: Lumière's Taxi Toon Rotate, a favorite attraction of Ron Clements
Lumière's Taxi Toon Rotate
February 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
The Lumière's Taxi Toon Rotate line is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can rotate them by twisting the wheel.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or heart, fingernail, ribcage, inner ear, lung, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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