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Above: The Lonnie Burr's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, immensely considered to be the only untitled attraction at Disneyland
Lonnie Burr's Taxi Toon Hula
December 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Lonnie Burr's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like an adventure inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by turning the skulls.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by noisy lepers.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from personal, elbow, wrist, cardiac, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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