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Above: A difficult view of Lonnie Burr's Car Loon Slide when it's not hidden in fog
Lonnie Burr's Car Loon Slide
June 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third fairies
The Lonnie Burr's Car Loon Slide queue is like a cruise through the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
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Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or cardiac, clothing, familial, nasal, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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