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Hannah Montana's fireplace-striking photo of Lizzie McGuire's Car Goon Crash
Lizzie McGuire's Car Goon Crash
January 16, 2009
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The Lizzie McGuire's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip inside Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from cardiac, inner ear, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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