Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lizzie McGuire's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Lizzie McGuire's Car Goon Crash
December 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Lizzie McGuire's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a skulk into the real Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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