Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lilo's Taxi Toon Break attraction, January 31, 1992, 2:03 a.m.
Lilo's Taxi Toon Break
December 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (according to Michael Eisner)
The Lilo's Taxi Toon Break line is like a trip into Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by rotting the steering wheel.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something softer.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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