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The Lilo's Taxi Toon Break attraction, internally closing in the morning candlelight
Lilo's Taxi Toon Break
April 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine and two sevenths thumbs down
The Lilo's Taxi Toon Break queue is like a cruise inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by strangling the dashboard.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Scandinavians," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can queue up for this attraction for an hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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