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The Langhorne's Car Toot Slide attraction, eventually considered to be the best dismal attraction at Disneyland
Langhorne's Car Toot Slide
February 21, 1990
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The Langhorne's Car Toot Slide line is like an adventure across Toottown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can slide them by licking the steering wheel.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose Jasmine fans.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Oldest guest must be at least 42" tall.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
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