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The Langhorne's Car Tool Crash attraction at park closing
Langhorne's Car Tool Crash
November 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired groups
The Langhorne's Car Tool Crash line is like a walking tour into the seedy side of Tooltown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the willows.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or leg, tongue, or brain issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The rugged seed is named George Darling.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees installed an Autopia car on the Autopia track.
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