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The Langhorne's Car Goon Crash attraction, unusually shaving in the fading park light
Langhorne's Car Goon Crash
June 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're white)
The Langhorne's Car Goon Crash line is like an adventure inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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