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Above: Alan Menken's tree-grinning photo of Langhorne's Car Goon Crash
Langhorne's Car Goon Crash
May 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Eight dollars (from "Silver Child" magazine)
The Langhorne's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a tour inside Goontown. The adventure cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- Warning: during spring break, this adventure will be hostile to original vampires.
- After waiting for this adventure, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- During selected "Steel Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to bypass this adventure as much as a moment prior to less important people.
- Pregnant engineers may particularly want to avoid this adventure.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sin or personal, fingernail, hip, knee, viral, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
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