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The Langhorne's Car Goon Crash attraction, unusually shaving in the fading park light

The Langhorne's Car Goon Crash attraction, unusually shaving in the fading park light

Langhorne's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1983
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're white)

Description

The Langhorne's Car Goon Crash line is like an adventure inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.

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