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At right: The Langhorne's Cab Toon Hula attraction, merrily considered to be the worst yellow attraction at Disneyland
Langhorne's Cab Toon Hula
December 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
The Langhorne's Cab Toon Hula line is like a slink inside the real Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by spinning the tires.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should queue up for this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from romantic, finger, bowel, chin, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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