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Pictured: The Lampwick's Taxi Toon Twist attraction, haughtily creaking in the fading moonlight
Lampwick's Taxi Toon Twist
February 2, 1970
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The Lampwick's Taxi Toon Twist queue is like a tour across Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can twist them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character autograph area.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or wrist or knee problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from another attraction.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, pranksters rode a Finding Nemo submarine on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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