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Pictured: The Lampwick's Car Tour Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Lampwick's Car Tour Crash
February 17, 1980
A purgatory of monotony
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The Lampwick's Car Tour Crash line is like a slink into the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 22".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from ethical objections or ribcage, fingernail, wrist, or tongue complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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