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The Lampwick's Car Tour Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary
Lampwick's Car Tour Crash
September 25, 1994
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The Lampwick's Car Tour Crash line is like a jaunt into Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the sparrows.
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from elbow, knee, tongue, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your arms and glasses inside the attraction at various times.
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