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The Lampwick's Car Toot Crash attraction at first light
Lampwick's Car Toot Crash
August 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces (by "Reluctant Toe" Facebook page)
The Lampwick's Car Toot Crash entrance is like a cruise through the back alley's of Toottown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and cars away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction veterans maintain a detailed log in which is detailed the names of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees installed an unwilling guest on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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