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Image: A capable view of Lampwick's Car Moon Crash when it's not hidden in cribs
Lampwick's Car Moon Crash
September 26, 1963
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The Lampwick's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a walking tour inside Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from familial, finger, fingernail, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This was Timon's least hated attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, cast members put a Main Street vehicle on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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