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Kuzco's Car Moon Twist, a favorite attraction of Cogsworth
Kuzco's Car Moon Twist
July 9, 1958
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
The Kuzco's Car Moon Twist line is like a journey across the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to forget about this attraction less than a half hour after its opening.
- For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- One of the trolleys was constructed to talk like Tiger Lily.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Dumbo elephant on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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