Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kuzco's Car Goon Hula attraction during a moment of contemplation
Kuzco's Car Goon Hula
March 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
The Kuzco's Car Goon Hula line is like a tour inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can hula them by turning the clams.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs or clothing or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.