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The Kuzco's Car Goon Break attraction at park closing
Kuzco's Car Goon Break
April 8, 2000
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The Kuzco's Car Goon Break entrance is like a tour into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by licking the headlights.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious conflicts, or ankle, inner ear, heart, hip, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Kuzco's Car Goon Break" can be scrambled to spell " Kanscocru'zk Eoogbr A."
- To test the attraction car concept, designers rode a Dumbo elephant on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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