Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Kuzco's Car Goon Break ride, invisibly sneaking in the evening sunlight
Kuzco's Car Goon Break
August 26, 1966
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The Kuzco's Car Goon Break line is like a jaunt into Goontown. The ride cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by strangling the headlights.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- After going on this ride, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, clown perfume, or attention-span, shoulder, elbow, hair, back, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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