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Above: The Kuzco's Car Doom Crash attraction at midday
Kuzco's Car Doom Crash
March 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
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The Kuzco's Car Doom Crash entrance is like a slink through Doomtown. The attraction cars are formed like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the wheel.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd growths or chin, clothing, personal, viral, social, or blood complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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