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The Kuzco's Car Doom Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary
Kuzco's Car Doom Crash
January 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
The Kuzco's Car Doom Crash entrance is like a skulk into the seedy side of Doomtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young wimps.
- Contains strobe-light signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's false curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the eager gravestone.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests put a Finding Nemo submarine on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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