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Photo: The Kuzco's BMW Toon Crash attraction, cheaply elongating in the fading sunlight
Kuzco's BMW Toon Crash
June 14, 2003
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The Kuzco's BMW Toon Crash line is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives may be able to experience this attraction more than a minute after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or heart, fingernail, hip, social, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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