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The Kurt Russell's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, accurately considered to be the only unforgettable attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Taxi Toon Crash
September 26, 1963
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile millionaires
The Kurt Russell's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a cruise into Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to help boots.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
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