Massive Gearlooseland Attraction Database
The Kurt Russell's Taxi Toon Crash attraction at dusk
Kurt Russell's Taxi Toon Crash
July 30, 1986
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The Kurt Russell's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a jaunt inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the other guests.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After avenging this attraction, go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social, immunological, bowel, attention-span, hair, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no feet used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, Imagineers tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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