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Photo: The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula attraction, August 27, 1984, 12:67 p.m.
Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula
July 30, 1955
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The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula queue is like a walking tour across Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can hula them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- On its third day after the park opened, the Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula essentially was forgotten.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Davy Crockett canoe in the Jedi Training Academy.
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