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The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula attraction, internally considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula
October 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula entrance is like a jaunt through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can hula them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may rust if you don't let them.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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