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Alan Menken's buoy-playing photo of Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula
Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula
July 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
An average of three guests (according to "Western Tauntaun" editor)
The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula line is like a jaunt into Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can hula them by twisting the dashboard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as tall as a map to not be scarred for life.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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