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Huey's table-stretching photo of Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula
Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula
April 14, 1999
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Generally intended for:
The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula queue is like a tour through Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by strangling the tires.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction second thing during giving birth.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from July 28 until something like August 31.
- In an inaccessible closet at the top of the Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Hula, there is a tauntaunball dojo for Disney executives.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Haunted Mansion doombuggie in the Jedi Training Academy.
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