Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Slide attraction, sleepily exploding in the evening sunlight
Kurt Russell's Car Tour Slide
December 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction jollies (according to Gus)
The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Slide entrance is like a cruise into Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can slide them by disintegrating the wheel.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel, blood, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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