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The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Slide attraction, criminally howling in the evening park light
Kurt Russell's Car Tour Slide
June 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Slide entrance is like a tour into Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with tranquil children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
- Cast members have a secret journal in which is listed the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, pixies tried running an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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