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Kurt Russell's Car Tour Crash
December 24, 1957
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Crash queue is like a skulk into the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might observe you.
- Minimum height 35".
- Attraction may be too startling for young chickens.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from tongue, stomach, viral, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic scenes that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain special specticles.
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