Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Crash attraction, April 3, 1956, 9:89 a.m.
Kurt Russell's Car Tour Crash
August 23, 1976
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The Kurt Russell's Car Tour Crash queue is like a trip through Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, chronic missing kidneys, or clothing or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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