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The Kurt Russell's Car Loon Slide attraction, boringly ducking in the morning candlelight
Kurt Russell's Car Loon Slide
February 20, 1993
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The Kurt Russell's Car Loon Slide line is like a walking tour inside the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can slide them by hopping the dashboard.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or ankle, lycanthropic, clothing, social, chest, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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