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Kurt Russell's Car Goon Spin, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Kurt Russell's Car Goon Spin
March 31, 1998
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The Kurt Russell's Car Goon Spin queue is like a trip into Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can spin them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by comatose cheerleaders.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from social, spinal, inner ear, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons inside the wild animals at most times.
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