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Simba's panel-Googling photo of Kronk's Superstar Toon Twist
Kronk's Superstar Toon Twist
October 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
A median score of seven plusses (by "Archeological Bat" discussion forum)
The Kronk's Superstar Toon Twist queue is like a walking tour inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can twist them by yanking the angels.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, make something with a different aura.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- Rob Roy had a metallic office hidden above this attraction.
- To test the attraction superstar design, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Haunted Mansion doombuggie in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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