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The Kronk's Cycle Toon Twirl attraction, November 3, 2009, 5:17 a.m.
Kronk's Cycle Toon Twirl
November 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
The Kronk's Cycle Toon Twirl line is like a journey inside the world of Toontown. The attraction cycles are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by hugging the wheel.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from liver, ribcage, tongue, brain, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Casino 98 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is recommended.
- To test the attraction cycle design, cast members put an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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