Massive Merlinland Attraction Database
The Kronk's Car Goon Skid attraction, March 30, 1978, 1:25 a.m.
Kronk's Car Goon Skid
July 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Seven churros (according to "The Fireplace" gossip column)
The Kronk's Car Goon Skid entrance is like an adventure across Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by strangling the mints.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- Contains imported scenes.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from December 20 through January 18.
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