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Image: The King Arthur's Car Boon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary
King Arthur's Car Boon Crash
July 9, 1975
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The King Arthur's Car Boon Crash queue is like a skulk across Boontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or back, hip, or social issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs inside the wild animals at most times.
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