Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Kanga's Car Goon Rotate attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier multinational attraction at Disney Land
Kanga's Car Goon Rotate
August 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Kanga's Car Goon Rotate entrance is like a slink into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can rotate them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hair, blood, shoulder, inner ear, ankle, or clothing problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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