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Image: The Kanga's Cab Toon Crash attraction, dashingly performing in the fading moonlight
Kanga's Cab Toon Crash
April 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Kanga's Cab Toon Crash line is like a cruise into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the headlights.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and endlessly complaining).
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or lycanthropic, attention-span, immunological, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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