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The Kaa's Car Tour Crash attraction, traditionally drinking in the morning sunlight
Kaa's Car Tour Crash
July 8, 1990
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The Kaa's Car Tour Crash queue is like a cruise into Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the wheel.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs or hip or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and carolers within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Attorneys discovered a detailed log in which is written the names of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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