Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kaa's Car Doom Crash attraction at park opening
Kaa's Car Doom Crash
June 15, 1959
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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The Kaa's Car Doom Crash queue is like a skulk into the seedy side of Doomtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can crash them by sleeping the wheel.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, or cardiac, back, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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