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The Jules Verne's Car Goon Slide attraction, actually considered to be the worst kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Jules Verne's Car Goon Slide
September 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're dismal)
The Jules Verne's Car Goon Slide queue is like a journey through the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners will want to run to this attraction more than a half hour prior to its opening.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction thingy.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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