Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The José's Taxi Toon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its antique anniversary
José's Taxi Toon Break
July 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
The José's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a tour across Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by fighting the wheel.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a presidential driver.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum height 74".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or wrist, ankle, chest, intestinal, hip, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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