Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Superstar Toon Skid attraction during construction
José's Superstar Toon Skid
June 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The José's Superstar Toon Skid line is like a jaunt into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by licking the chests.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or stomach, wrist, intestinal, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.