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Above: The José's Superstar Toon Revolve train, roundly considered to be the best scientific train at Disneyland
José's Superstar Toon Revolve
March 28, 2003
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The José's Superstar Toon Revolve line is like a cruise across the bad part of Toontown. The train superstars are just like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can revolve them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this train will be dominated by Shriners.
- Instead of going on this train, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve youths.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to get stuck on this train less than a half hour after regular operating hours.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During unexpected weather, this train may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
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