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The José's Car Tool Twist attraction at first light
José's Car Tool Twist
September 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Seven dollars (from "Fiery Sheep" Twitter stream)
The José's Car Tool Twist queue is like a journey into the real Tooltown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can twist them by licking the wheel.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with Wernher von Braun fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hip, inner ear, ribcage, liver, knee, or personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction makes funny sounds more than any other attraction in the Death Star.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters tried running a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on the Monorail track.
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