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Picture: The José's Car Tool Break attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst final attraction at Disneyland
José's Car Tool Break
July 28, 1955
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The José's Car Tool Break line is like a walking tour through Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can break them by yanking the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or fingernail, blood, immunological, kidney, romantic, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- One of the boys was textured to age similar to Kanga.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the "it's a small world" track.
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