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The José's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
José's Car Goon Crash
March 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The José's Car Goon Crash entrance is like an adventure into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- Warning: during any third Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Contains exploding signage.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the area turned 90.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies rode an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Space Mountain track.
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