Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The José's Car Goon Crash attraction during refurbishment
José's Car Goon Crash
December 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The José's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the José's Car Goon Crash "alternative" experience.
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