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Above: José's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Ursula
José's Car Goon Crash
August 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The José's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a cruise inside a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, familial, liver, wrist, or elbow disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Historians keep a massive log in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, designers tried running an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Pinocchio's Daring Journey track.
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