Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The José's Car Goon Crash attraction at park closing
José's Car Goon Crash
December 15, 1992
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The José's Car Goon Crash queue is like a journey across a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the dashboard.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or attention-span, clothing, bowel, fingernail, romantic, or hair problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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