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The José's Car Doom Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary
José's Car Doom Crash
February 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The José's Car Doom Crash entrance is like a jaunt through Doomtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the dashboard.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or stomach, immunological, social, chest, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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