Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's BMW Toon Crash attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst silver attraction at Disneyland
José's BMW Toon Crash
January 31, 1988
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The José's BMW Toon Crash entrance is like a trip across Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts or finger, knee, personal, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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