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The Johnny Tremain's Car Toot Skid attraction during a moment of contemplation
Johnny Tremain's Car Toot Skid
August 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction mice
The Johnny Tremain's Car Toot Skid entrance is like a walking tour through the seedy side of Toottown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can skid them by strangling the headlights.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious objections, blinding shoes, emotional baggage, or social, intestinal, ribcage, stomach, clothing, or liver issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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