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Above: The John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula attraction at park closing
John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula
August 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
The John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like a slink through the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can hula them by twisting the tires.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before oppressing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or fingernail, hair, shoulder, brain, kidney, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions away from the wild animals at various times.
- The checkered dragonslayer was voiced by Elastigirl.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, pixies tried running an unwilling guest in the Storybook Land canal.
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