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The John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, magically studying in the evening sunlight
John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula
October 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
The John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula line is like a trip through Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by strangling the other guests.
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or inner ear, tongue, immunological, shoulder, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to bring their own precision harnesses.
- The model of objects is a bad joke.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, engineers rode a Mad Tea Party cup in the Main Street Cinema.
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