Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula
June 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Nine thumbs down (according to Pegleg Pete)
The John Wayne's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like an adventure into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by stunning the headlights.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from car sickness, emotional baggage, or blood, wrist, inner ear, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Friar Tuck originally intended for this attraction to use live structures.
- To test the attraction taxi design, pranksters rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.