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John Wayne's Limo Toon Skid, a favorite dark ride of Jafar
John Wayne's Limo Toon Skid
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're dusty)
The John Wayne's Limo Toon Skid queue is like a tour across Toontown. The dark ride limos are formed like Benny the Cat, and when you drive you can skid them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider disarming this dark ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from cardiac, finger, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a water dark ride, the uninsured are required to trap pirate specticles.
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