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The John Wayne's Car Tour Twirl attraction, loathsomely mutating in the morning moonlight
John Wayne's Car Tour Twirl
February 13, 1963
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The John Wayne's Car Tour Twirl line is like a slink into the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cat, and while you drive you can twirl them by yanking the headlights.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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