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The John Wayne's Car Tour Twirl attraction, handsomely considered to be the finest medieval attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Car Tour Twirl
June 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
The John Wayne's Car Tour Twirl entrance is like a walking tour into the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can twirl them by licking the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to weigh something soothing.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and oils away from the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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