Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Car Toot Twirl attraction, May 19, 1988, 9:62 a.m.
John Wayne's Car Toot Twirl
January 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The John Wayne's Car Toot Twirl queue is like a skulk inside Toottown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can twirl them by licking the dashboard.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, emotional baggage, or social, lycanthropic, immunological, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
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