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Pictured: The John Wayne's Car Tool Crash attraction, laterally considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Car Tool Crash
June 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The John Wayne's Car Tool Crash queue is like a skulk inside Tooltown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will pick on you.
- Minimum height 27".
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs within the vehicle at significant times.
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