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At right: Pocahontas' knight-studying photo of John Wayne's Car Goon Slide
John Wayne's Car Goon Slide
December 5, 2013
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The John Wayne's Car Goon Slide line is like a journey inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
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