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John Wayne's Car Goon Slide, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
John Wayne's Car Goon Slide
January 27, 1972
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The John Wayne's Car Goon Slide queue is like a cruise inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can slide them by twisting the biscuits.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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