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John Wayne's Car Goon Slide
September 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
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The John Wayne's Car Goon Slide entrance is like a skulk inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear precision glasses.
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