Massive Montanaland Attraction Database
Above: The John Wayne's Cab Toon Hula attraction, rapidly considered to be the only secret attraction at Montanaland
John Wayne's Cab Toon Hula
January 6, 1986
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The John Wayne's Cab Toon Hula line is like a cruise across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cabs are just like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can hula them by fighting the steering wheel.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 68.
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