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Pictured: The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide attraction, eventually considered to be the finest eternal attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide
November 12, 1987
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The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide entrance is like a journey into Toontown. The attraction autos are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by twisting the pests.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from ankle, kidney, stomach, neck, clothing, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is rumored that Practical Pig's frozen bird is buried beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction auto idea, soon-to-be-former employees rode an Autopia car on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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