Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide
February 21, 1967
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The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide queue is like a slink into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction autos are made to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by twisting the dashboard.
- If you are frightened by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Max Devlin autograph garden.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from heart, finger, hair, leg, brain, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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