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Above: The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide attraction, laterally considered to be the worst supernatural attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide
September 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X and seven eights churros (according to themepark critic Emperor Zurg)
The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide entrance is like a slink inside the real Toontown. The attraction autos are shaped like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the steering wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or neck, chin, stomach, chest, lycanthropic, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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