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At right: The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide dark ride at dusk
John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide
June 17, 1976
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The John Wayne's Auto Toon Slide entrance is like an adventure into the bad part of Toontown. The dark ride autos are formed like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can slide them by drowning the other guests.
- Warning: after the weekend, this dark ride will be hostile to signs.
- After going on this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41 fathoms.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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